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Please read this...When junk's been here, for 10,000 years. . .

<p class="p1">Fast forward. 10,000 years from. Nah, let's just make it a thousand years. What the heck. Next week. Let's just skip ahead to next week.</p><p class="p2">Of course, even though we might want to do such a thing, time travel still remains a fig newton of our...

Please read this...Dumb questions: This week, we've got 'em

<p class="p1">Once again, in the interest of wasting as much of your time as possible, I'm going to offer you some very important questions to ponder.</p><p class="p1">Why do otherwise sensible people believe everything that they see on the Internet?</p><p class="p1">...

This circuit board just might be gone, though. Thanks to the decomposition of the deadly products in this 21st century junk, there just might be some 12-legged, six-eyed frogs hopping around in the creek.

10,000 years from now. I go for a walk on a Sunday afternoon. Guess there's a good chance that the beer bottle I saw in a creek bed back in 2015 could still be there. Nice to know that.

Please read this...And to think. . .it was all seen on North Main Street

<p class="p1">Once again with many apologies to Mr. Geisel, or, as he is more famously known, Dr. Seuss. . .</p><p class="p1">. . .oh, the places I go,</p><p class="p1">sometimes in the rain, sometimes in the snow, </p><p class="p1">to look for some...

It's probably safe to assume that the reptile which can be seen in the picture does not have to worry about deadlines anymore. If it ever did.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side. Before another deadline arrived.

Four turtles sunning. . .

Snow? Yes, indeededly, doodly, as Ned Flanders might say. Then again, he might not. This fascinating image was captured last Friday morning on the grounds of the Union County Courthouse in Jonesboro.

Hail fell for a short time on Wednesday night, March 25, at our humble abode.

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